Monday, November 30, 2009

Christmas commercialism hits BTB

Okay, so normally I have a "no ads policy." In fact I brag about it in my headline and logo. So I might as well explain this holiday season exception. You'll notice on the right of my blog is an Ugg boot icon. Adding this tag to my blog makes me eligible to win a pair of Ugg boots, a boot that coincidently is on my niece's Holiday wish list.

So this is partly a confession, and partly a heads up for bloggers and web site owners who are interested in a pair of Uggs. If you put the icon/badge on your Web site you'll also enter the Ugg giveaway -- one pair a week I think.For details, click on the icon/badge below or on the right hand side of the blog:


ugg boots


Bloggers, the badge is pretty darn tasteful, I think, it won't look out of place on a nicely designed blog. And hey, maybe some of you are looking for Christmas boots!


Sunday, November 29, 2009

Riley update: Fun while it lasted

Well, turnout is on hold for a bit longer. For about a week, Riley was on turnout in the barn's indoor arena. It was fun to watch him enjoy his freedom and his new playmate. His good-natured turnout companion suffered his nudginess and high spirits. Fortunately, Riley was more interested in his friend than in tearing around -- although that did happen in spurts.

Subtle, but "there"
Most of the time Riley looked great, but every so often he took a slightly odd step. It's not shocking he might still have a shortish step every now and then -- he still has a significant defect in his hoof, and only one shoe in front. The subtle gait anomaly left me concerned about moving him to "phase 2" of the turnout plan -- from the soft felt indoor footing to the hard winter ground. New Bolton gave the go-ahead for turnout "based on the soundness he showed us" on a few short runs on blacktop during his visit on Nov. 12. I wonder what they would say if they saw what I'm seeing now.

Deciding what to do...
I spoke to the one person (other than me) who has seen whole ordeal through from the beginning back in March -- my local vet. She listened to the story I'm telling you. Her take -- why push it? Another six weeks will give us that much more confidence that he is ready:

  • The hospital plate will be off.
  • The new hoof growth will fully support the pedal bone (currently it's 11 mm from the tip of the bone).
  • It's winter. Horses are shut in a lot anyway.
As much as I love seeing Riley enjoying his freedom and new friend, it's still a risk. He might not be ready yet, and do I really want to stress that hoof prematurely, after all this time?

Practical considerations
The final deciding factor had to do with the impracticality of indoor turnout. I tried hard to get Riley 5-10 minutes in the ring without inconveniencing anyone. But at a busy boarding barn, with adults who work during the day, this proved to be a real challenge.

New year, new plan
The vet and I agree that it's prudent to put him back on stall rest/handwalking till January. In January, we'll try turnout again -- and if he's 100% sound, hooray! As far as turnout logistics? TBA, baby. If the time is right, a workable solution will be revealed.

I'm ever thankful that Riley is such a good sport -- five more weeks buddy, five more weeks....


Saturday, November 28, 2009

Equestrian teen angst: What barn drama does to us

Take a look at this Youtube all-text video. I can well imagine the kind of personal slight that must have prompted this video. The author/video creator bemoans disciplines in the horse world criticizing other "preformance styles." I don't know it's a teen for sure, much less a girl, but I'm willing to make a bet. Bless her heart...



Friday, November 27, 2009

Real moms make it happen for their horse-crazed kids

In this holiday shopping season I can't help but reflect on how things have changed since I was a child. My own parents were hopelessly bourgeois, all hung up on the notion of living within one's means. Horses took a back seat to that old hackneyed phrase, "saving for college." As a horse-crazy kid it totally sucked.

Thank heavens things are different now. I mean, I've seen the Housewives of Orange County. The hip, cool moms have the decency to "feel inadequate" when they can't support their kids' expensive tastes. The modern parents know how to make it happen, by hook or by crook. In the Sacramento Bee article, it would seem that at least one parent did it "by crook." Read on....

clipped from www.sacbee.com

Convicted embezzler says obsession with horses fueled her crimes


Regina Schenck became obsessed with horses, she wrote to the federal judge who would sentence her for stealing more than $1.3 million from a prominent Sacramento law firm.

She had been told her eldest daughter "had a natural gift and could be an Olympic-caliber rider," but Schenck didn't have money to pay a trainer. She felt inadequate as a parent....

"As I took more money to supply my horse addiction, it never seemed to be enough. In my mind there was always that horse that would repay what I took, and then I was in so deep, I couldn't figure out how to stop the madness."


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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Black Friday, doubtful gift ideas...

I ran across this on Etsy. For the life of me I don't understand who this ad is supposed to appeal to -- rapstas/gangstas? the gay community? What's with the hat and glove accessories? The weird thumb placement? Who would buy this based on the staging and accessories? Honestly, it would have more appeal photographed on a hanger, it ain't a bad shirt!

clipped from www.etsy.com
equestrian DRESSAGE shirt - unisex - S, M, L - BOTH SIDES PRINTED

equestrian DRESSAGE shirt - unisex - S, M, L - BOTH SIDES PRINTED


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Another tough sell
I understand the appeal of vintage, but it does have its limits. When was the last time you saw someone wear an Applique skirt??!!! Is it a fashion trend whose resurgence is looong overdue?
clipped from www.etsy.com
HORSE And BUGGY Vintage Tan Applique Wrap Skirt SIZE S


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

T-giving theme: What's your Native American name?

I ran across this children's book Doesn't Fall Off His Horse about a Kiowa boy of the same name. The title made me wonder about what it would be like to be named by one's tribal community. Some names are okay, like Doesn't-fall-off-his-horse or Dances-with-wolves (wrong tribe -- so "Sioux" me!). But I can't imagine they were all flattering. There must have been people burdened with names like Runs-from-battle or Burns-the-cornbread.

What if we were all Native Americans...
And our tribe picked our names? Harvey's name would be Sounds-like-Bullmoose (he gets very vocal while awaiting dinner or turnout). I fear my name would be Horses-Make-Loco or perhaps recently, Spends-Wampum-Like-Water. My old barn manager would say I'm Leaves-Things-Lying-Out. With respect to Riley's situation, I'm Royal-Pain-in-the-Arse. You'll hear more about this on Monday's blog.

What would your friends say your Native American name is, and what is your horse's name?


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Rider position and individual variation

I wonder if Heather Blitz ever imagined that sharing wonderful Paragon videos with the world might have a down side. Specifically, would she ever have predicted she'd get picked apart by some cheeky blogger who is perennially "schooling second level."

Disclaimer! Disclaimer!
This is not so much a critique (I greatly admire her riding, actually), as a blogger wondering aloud. The question: must my position fit the classical mold 100%, or might there be room for individual variation?I love Heather's riding, I love to watch her hands, and I appreciate her quiet influence and tactful authority. She looks more like an all around horsewoman than a dressage rider per se -- like she could transition easily to show jumping, hunters, or reining.

A matter of style

I have pondered HB's position, and to my amateur eye, her dressage position differs from what I have come to believe is desired/ideal. Her stirrups seem a bit shorter, and there is more angle in her knee, than other dressage riders at her level. While her upper body is erect, her shoulders are -- well -- almost a little rounded. She does not seem to sit quite as deep as other dressage riders. Compare Heather's position to Courtney King-Dye. Different, yes?


Heather
Courtney King-Dye
Maybe I haven't seen enough upper level riders, and they differ more in their position/style than I realize. Again, I don't mean this as a criticism -- she's obviously very talented. Then why do I pose these questions?

For selfish reasons, of course!
As a tall rider I find myself tending to continue a lifelong habit of hunching while I ride. I have to fight it with every stride. Also the classic long dressage leg, with the ball of the foot just barely reaching the stirrup, is difficult for me -- can't keep my leg quiet. Could Heather's position be an adaptation for a female rider who is especially tall?

So, am I looking for a good excuse to continue my slouching ways? Am I imagining these position traits? Help me out here!


Monday, November 23, 2009

Quaterback sons licensed!

ACK -- video no longer available, but...
Two sons of QUATERBACK have been licensed in Neustadt for breeding at the Körung des Pferdezuchtverbandes Brandenburg-Anhalt. The Champion of the Dressage stallions was out of a Kolibri - Vers II (Tk) dam. These are the first of his sons to be presented out of his first foal crop. There are others to come in Oldenburg next week.

11/15/2009





Quaterback son Becomes 2009 Brandenburger Licensing Champion from Eurodressage.com

And for fun, here is a Quaterback stallion prospect in the U.S. (link shared with me by owner, Emily Keene).


Sunday, November 22, 2009

More inspection photos (a new Project Runway?)

Again we're looking at photos from the Fair Hill inspection, USEventing blog. At the risk of sounding like Michael Kors on Project Runway, Jill Walton shows impeccable fashion sense, showing up in an outfit that suits her and absolutely offsets My Sedona's coloring. The white pants bring out the blaze, the russet tones bring out the Sedona's coat color, the hat just brings it all home. What a super pair...



Here are Nate Chambers and Rolling Stone II. Both horse and rider share the same moody, somber gaze, it's a dramatic image. Change the backdrop and the clothing, this could be Heathcliff with his black horse in a remake of the gothic romance Wuthering Heights.

Oh, and I love the sideburns.
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

In every great horse rider partnership...

One will occasionally look like they overslept...

If you aren't into eventing, the horse inspections are kind of a dress-up occasion. Here Ronald Zabala-Goetschel and Che Italica trot before the vets at the Fair Hill horse inspection -- photo from Eventing USA. Ronald is dressed to impress, but his horse looks like he had a hard night. A very cute photo.


The eventing horse inspection

I've actually never attended an inspection in person, but here is the Wikipedia description: "Before the beginning of a three day event, and also before the last phase, horses are inspected by a vet to ensure that they are fit to compete further. It is usually a very formal affair, with well-groomed and braided horses, and nicely dressed riders. It is also a very nerve-racking time, as the "pass" or "fail" determines whether the horse may continue with the competition."


Friday, November 20, 2009

Proximal sensory desmitis (PSD): A case study

I wrote a blog article on PSD last year -- it is probably the most-read article on my blog. Recently, reader and student Kelly A. Ford shared this case study on PSD with me. She graciously agreed to let me share it here. I found it interesting, and best of all it has a happy ending!



Thursday, November 19, 2009

Dressage in blue: My equine wish list


Blue roan QH sold
on Equine.com
I have always loved blue roans. A few years ago I saw a blue roan 2 year old Friesian/TB cross for sale -- it was as if the horse had been bred just for me. He was tall, and he looked like a very typey thoroughbred. He shared the same sire as Harvey (High Tribute); and to top it off, he was a striking blue roan, the kind that looks truly blue. Unfortunately he was in Washington state, and I already had two horses.

Anyhoo -- I am always on a quest for a nice true blue roan. Here are some blue roans who are doing dressage (or something like it).

100% Quarter Horse? That's what they say...



RPSI blue or bay roan mare, sold :-(





Grand Prix Morgan Caduceus Herod
(photo from amandajohnson.com)


Nokota Horse owned by Jill Murray, Coatesville, PA
clipped from www.nokotahorse.org

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Cody


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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

2010 International Equestrian Festival in Lexington KY!

While I bemoaned the ticket prices for WEG, I have been kicking around the idea of going to the WEG and just getting general admission tix for the trade fair, which is horse-event-speak for SHOPPING. My one hesitation was that it's a a long trip in a car just for that. However, recently I was contacted about another event in Lexington taking place at the same time...

The 2010 International Equestrian Festival, a Horse Capital Productions event, is a 16-day festival designed to fill downtown Lexington with fun participatory events, exhibits and high-end retailers from around the world, providing a high-energy, multifaceted entertainment and shopping experience for the hundreds of thousands of people attracted by the Alltech FEI World Equestrian Games. Held from Sept. 25–Oct. 10, 2010, 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. daily, the festival will feature high-end equestrian retailers, indoor entertainment, exhibits, seminars, demos, parties, and VIP events.

To me this says, Lexington will have another spectacle unto itself, and of course more shopping. The IEF 2010 is on Facebook and Twitter (IEF2010) if you want to follow new developments. I have a sister in Louisville, a niece at U of K, the WEG (parts that I can afford), and now this. And I bet the IEF encourages nice, big handbags and shopping bags.

And as someone who appreciates graphic design I want to compliment their logo and share the image from a piece they sent me...

Hey, here's a question for those of you who are going to the WEG -- is the warmup ring open to the great unwashed, unticketed onlookers?


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Horses and motherhood: Ch-ch-changes!

This equestrian mom
had twin boys...
I know several young women -- lifelong, accomplished, equestrians -- who have recently had babies. All of them are just radiant in their motherhood. They are finding time to ride, even with competing priorities of work, being a mom, and being a wife. But make no mistake, horses are backburnered when there is a new baby (or babies, see lower right photo). After all, you're a young mom only once, but a horsewoman forever, right?
Repurposing those old
horse show ribbons


Are you ready?
I have to wonder how one makes the transition from a horse-focused to a baby-focused mindset. I suspect that some aren't nearly as successful as the new moms I know. So here is a little quiz for you young horsewomen who are hearing the tick tock of the biological clock. Find out if you're really, really ready...


THE QUIZ



YOUR SCORES AND WHAT THEY MEAN!

If you scored: You'll be a:
13-16 Marvelous mom!
8-12 Mostly good mom.
4-7 Marginal mom.
Below 4 We might see you on Nancy Grace!


Monday, November 16, 2009

Riley's early parole: Turnout!

The barn manager and Riley
share a moment
So most of you probably know that Riley has been cleared for turnout. As good as this news is, it's hard to trust it. Other specialists had told me it would be longer -- they wanted the hoof to grow completely down and out. New Bolton's recommendation makes sense to me based on the rads, the lameness evaluation, and the therapeutic shoe he is wearing. Also we can arrange for 'quiet turnout.'

Bob has not been to see Riley since early October--he said it was too upsetting to see him confined. I'm hoping that the both of us will soon be watching him enjoy the out of doors. If all goes well, he'll be on 1/3 an acre turnout with a baby-sitting oldster by Thanksgiving. But he has to get his ya-yas out first, and stay injury/lameness free. Here is our first session...

Youtube video (with captions, but lower quality)


I'm told that some of you live in countries that block Youtube, so here is a Vimeo version -- better quality, no captions...


Vimeo video (better quality, no captions)


Sunday, November 15, 2009

Tale of a barn trauma: Part 2

When we left off, Batik (an older gelding) had gotten caught up in a pasture gate. Even after his leg was freed he stayed down -- immobile, rigid, and groaning. Read Part 1 here .



Bob and I were at the barn, listening to people talk about what had happened. One of the boarders mentioned seeing Batik standing at the gate quietly less than 10 minutes before he was found caught up. So he had not been down long.

The vet arrives
The vet arrived, and of course no one left the scene to report to us at that point. Perhaps 20 minutes later, we heard a whinny from the pasture. Batik's pasture buddy whinnied back from his stall. What ws going on? Do horses whinny in their "final struggle?" I wondered morbidly. It was not an anguished sound, just a regular old whinny.

A wonderful sight
We had stopped whatever we were doing, and started to venture in the direction of the pasture. In the dim light we could make out the shape of a horse moving slowly toward the barn. Batik, upright! Batik, walking! Flanked by his rescue team, he was movings slowly back to the barn on unsteady legs -- but he was bearing weight on all four of them. His owner was fussing over him and cooing praises; sounds of relief and elation filled the air.

How the vet saved the day
The young vet proposed something that never would have occurred to me. She did a cursory exam, then told the group that she needed to flip Batik over. I supsect everyone was skeptical, and the owner insisted the vet go over Batik more thoroughly. Nothing appeared to be broken, although there was a deep gouge on his pastern.

Practically a beauty rest
The owner gave the okay, and they flipped him. Lying on his new side, Batik paused only a moment. Then he rolled to the "breadloaf" position (legs tucked under himself ), and whinnied. He looked anything but traumatized now. His owner later told me he looked like he was waking from a nap. He hoisted himself up and stood fairly easily. He was walking, albeit unsteadily, within a few minutes. He was weight-bearing on the right front.

Outcome
Back at the barn, he was sedated, his joint was injected with an antibiotic, an x-rays were taken (all clear!). The next morning he was just barely stiff at the walk, with swelling/fluid along his hindquarters. He was bright, alert, and responsive, eating, and generally behaving as if nothing had happened. He is being monitored for any sign of joint infection, but it looks good as of today. Hooooo. Raaaay!

What did I learn?

  1. Horses are tough. Things can look really bad, and then turn around on a dime. Don't assume the worst.
  2. Chains around gates are potentially dangerous. Pull them tight or replace with safety latches.
  3. When a horse has been down, flipping them does a few things...
    • If one side is injured it gives them a chance to use their good side. Also the vet said being down for long periods can cause parts of their body to "fall asleep."
    • Horses do "give up," or maybe they're paralyzed with fear. Flipping them can reinvigorate them.
    • It's a tough call to judge whether a horse can get up. But after this weekend, I'm more inclined to push and not assume the horse knows what he can/can't do.
  4. Vets carry a cattle prod in their truck. Who knew?
Late Sunday afternoon I never would have dreamed a happy ending was possible. I wonder if Batik would ever have risen had he not been flipped and urged on. I'm sure seasoned vets and horsemen would not be surprised by this story. But to me, it was a Sunday miracle. I'll think of Batik next time I find a horse in a tough spot...


Saturday, November 14, 2009

Sunday's silly quote...

"The horse stopped with a jerk and the jerk fell off..."
~Jim Culleton


Friday, November 13, 2009

Kiger Mustang Dressage!

Just FYI, Part II of Barn Trauma will be published the 15th, Sunday night...


What a tidy, professional pair! Super turnout, relaxed performance, and a nice lengthening too.



Here is a summary of the history of Kiger mustangs. There are more mustangs in dressage out west, of course, and here is a list of some of the more frequent/regular dressage performers.

Judy Yancey, a dressage breeder and stallion broker, breeds Kiger mustangs and they sure look dressagey to me! Here is her Web page on Kigers...


Thursday, November 12, 2009

Tale of a barn trauma: Part 1

Well, this weekend I learned something important about horses. The bad news is, it involved a trauma. The good news is, the story has a happy ending. I promise you nothing about this event has been embellished for dramatic effect. It was plenty dramatic.

The story begins...
Saturday afternoon was a gorgeous warm day, and Bob and I were visiting a a barn to watch a friend's lesson. As we stood ringside, a young girl came running to the outdoor ring, telling us breathlessly that one of the horses (named Batik) was caught up in the pasture gate. We followed the trainer out, and I grabbed a nearby lunge line thinking he might be caught under the fenceline.

It doesn't look good
What we found was not a pretty sight. Whether he had pawed at the gate or reared near it, Batik's right hoof had slid through the chain that secured the gate to the fencepost. He had fallen and was lying on his side with his leg caught up in the chain which twisted around his pastern. He was not moving, he was groaning, and his eyes were rolling back in his head.

That damned chain was thick, but it was weathered/old. A husband of one of the boarders, Pete, was the hero of the day. He ran out with some random tools from his car trunk. Within a few minutes, he pried apart one of the chain links with a SCREWDRIVER and something goofy like a butter knife. With his hoof freed, Batik's front end dropped to the ground.

A wretched state
Batik was now lying on his side, immobile, legs sticking out, hooves pointed. He groaned more or less continously. Someone tried to bend his legs, but they were rigid. With horror I thought it's like he's already dead. The other geldings in the field were agitated and upset. A few of us caught them and took them to the barn. Frankly I was glad to get away from that sight. Bob and I walked together. Bob whispered that things didn't look good. "I don't think he'll ever get up," I told him quietly. I felt sure his back was injured. I did not go back to that pasture.

We started helping with barn chores that had been left undone in the panic. People coming and going kept us up to date. The vet was called. The owner was called. The owner arrived first, and I tried not to think what she was feeling as she drove to the gate. Within 45 minutes we got word that the vet had arrived. By now it was dusk.

Stay tuned for Part II.


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Riley update: Make sure to read it ALL!

We made the trip to New Bolton this morning -- a damp, windy, grey day. The chill made Riley a little high, and after we unloaded he snorted and puddle-jumped was we made our way to the clinic. The vet met us half way there. For the lameness evaluation she had her assistant basically trot him down the blacktop to the clinic room. Even wearing the shoe and hospital plate on one hoof, Riley looked VERY good. The sight jogged my dim memory of how he used to move when he was able to move about freely like a regular horse.

Radiographs looked pretty good. Compared to the rads taken six weeks prior, there appeared to be no additional bone loss, and the new hoof growth is 3/4 of the way down the pedal bone. He grew 10mm of hoof, about average. One down side -- it was apparent that he had lost a lot of heel from then to now.

So off to the farrier we went. Here's what his feet looked like -- right foot trimmed, left foot untrimmed at this point...


Doggone that little nickel-sized hole. It's not totally closed up which is why he was reshod with glue-ons and a hospital plate. You'll notice, I'm sure, the lack of heel. The farrier had given him a slight wedge at the last shoeing, and that's just how it grew. We'll have to work on building that back up.


Drumroll please...

Riley is cleared for turnout. Starting this weekend. Pinch me! I can't quite believe it, and I don't really trust this information yet. Obviously we have to start slow, with sedatives and a few short stints in the soft felt footing indoor. His plated foot will need to be wrapped in elastikon. Maybe, just maybe, he'll be turned out on actual pasture. The vet didn't rule this out, and in fact she seemed to think it was a reasonable thing.

I left Riley with a concoction of carrots, apples, and molasses in his feed dish. He was happy. I'm home now, with the cats, toying with the idea that this might really be over. Riley, my boy, things are looking up! Now excuse me, it's time for my night'o popcorn and Top Chef...


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

A new Heather Blitz/Paragon video!

By the time you read this Riley may already be at New Bolton -- his appt. is for 11/11, at 11am (too bad it's not 2011). I'm not anticipating any major problems or revelations other than finding out exactly how long this stall rest business is likely to go on. Be thinking of my boy.


I've blogged/blathered about Heather Blitz's Paragon in a previous post. Heather just posted a new video of him!



If I had the talent to ride an upper level horse -- Paragon is the the one I would most want for my own. A friend of mine grilled me: "Not Totilas??? Not Quaterback???" I have no answer, other than to point out that a) Paragon could hold his own in any company I can think of, and b) there's no accountin' for taste. It's what appeals to you.

My. 02
There is something very special about Paragon -- a fluidity, a relaxation, a stretching through the neck, and a calm way of going. This great raw material comes from his sire Don Schufro, but Heather brings it all out. Thanks for a great video, HB, and for letting us follow your progress!


Monday, November 9, 2009

WEG 2010: I'll be watching it on video...

I bought my WEG 2010 t-shirt in 2007, when I was at the Rolex 3 day event. In a Scarlett O'Hara moment, I told Bob, "God as my witness we're GOING to the WEG!"

It looks, though, like we'll be watching it on DVD.

I appreciate that it takes a lot of preparation and sprucing and renovation and staff and planning. But, when I saw the ticket prices, an old southern expression came to mind: "That's enough money to burn a wet mule." If you haven't yet experienced the sticker-shock, here is a rundown...

DateEventAM
Low High
PM
Low High
Daily Total
Sept 27
Grand Prix Team part 1$60-$90$60-$90$120-180
Sept 28Grand Prix Team part 2$60-$90$60-$90
$120-$180
Sept 29
Grand Prix Special part 1$90-$125$90-$125$180-250
For a grand (prix) total of...
$420-$610


Bring a spouse, and you could be spending $1220 just for tickets!!! Throw in a four night stay at Super 8 in Georgetown, KY ($660), a rental car ($120), and you're at about $2000ish plus air travel for two ($700?) and food, for a total of *$3000 let's say. The park and ride is free, at least.

By contrast, a seven day riding tour in the Exmoor National Park in jolly old England, including all accommodations, meals, riding, and taxes for two people is $2,000. Plane tix for two runs about $1200 on Priceline, so we're at $3200 for a vacation.

So if you have about $3,000 you can choose between...
  • a 4 day domestic vacation at a crowded, overpriced venue
  • a 7 day pony trek through the 300 square miles of moorlands in southern England
May you choose wisely.

The WEG also has a list of prohibited items, which includes bags larger than 12X12X12, anything that looks like a lunchbox or icebox, and food/beverages. Do they mean you can't bring your own food? Geez. That's how I got through Rolex!

My backup plan...
Well, there's always the General Admission tix to the Trade Fair. And, I have a surprise for those of you who are in the same boat as I am. Stay tuned!



*I'm pretty sure you can buy packages that make it cheaper....


Sunday, November 8, 2009

Winter shopping spree: An ode to Ariat

Marimekko fabric
(ties into the story)
“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.” --Sam Levenson
For the last few months I've been pouring time and money into Riley. Vet bills, meds/supplies, extra handwalking, hauling expenses, you don't even want to know. Throw in a little marital strain (missed vacation, no time for spouse or recreation) and lack of sleep, and the result is inevitable: an unbridled shopping spree (so to speak).

"Just add it to my tab"
Last weekend I went to Chaar Saddlery -- an innocent errand to pick up Himalyan salt licks for Riley and Harv. Bob was out of town, I had a little time, and like a fool I ventured into the apparel section.

My first temptation was an the Ariat Jacket (below). It may not look all that tempting, all traditional and austere. But the lining! It's totally whimsical and fun, reminiscent of the old Marimekko fabrics. Actually the top right swatch is close to the lining on this jacket.




"Oh, Stacey, that's not so bad"
Hah! I didn't stop there: Add to that a pair of lycra-infused Wrangler jeans with sufficient stretch for me to wear a size FIVE. A must-have based on size alone. The last of the ladies apparel is a taupe microfiber turtleneck (Kerrits) with zebra stripe inserts.

Oh, yeah, the horses
At the checkout I ran into a friend buying a Saxon waterproof sheet. Harvey needs a sheet, I realized, as a top layer this fall. So I ran up and pulled one in a lovely blue and grey combination. Oh, and the salt licks.

Screw you Susie Orman! I handed an already over-used credit card to the cashier and instructed her not to announce the final amount. The good news, is, no buyers remorse! Inspired by my own self-indulgence, I wrote a poem. It's posted on Facebook, but here it is for those who haven't seen it...

Ode to an Ariat Jacket (a poem)
I went on a spending spree,
At a local saddlery,
A phone call is for me?
A collection agency!
Why can't this stuff be free?


Saturday, November 7, 2009

For the want of a screw...

You know, I was embarrassed last week when I lost that screw to Riley's hospital plate -- felt like such a bozo. It's the worst kind of stupid mistake, the kind you have to reveal to half the planet because you can't fix it yourself.

I'm happy to report that the Internet has offered me some vindication. By chance the other day, I was googling hospital plates to see if I could find a type that Riley could be turned out in (hope springs eternal).

Click on this image (a Web page from the NCSU Vet school) and notice the part that I've highlighted/enlarged. Yippeee!



Never mind that it says to provide extra screws in case they get worn (not lost).


Friday, November 6, 2009

An inside look at Totilas (back at the stable)

Last night I was talking with a friend about Totilas, and we wondered aloud about "what he's really like to ride," "what's he like around the barn," etc.. By sheer coincidence, Horse Hero sent me this video interview -- Fiona Price poses just those sorts of questions to Edward Gal, with Totilas in his stable rug behind them.



Can I put in a plug for Horse Hero? Their videos are informative and entertaining, and registering is free. I'm a member, and can view all the videos -- the subscription fee is totally worth it. Fiona Price gives a relaxed, fun interview, and she has an intuitive sense of what people want to know. Kudos to Horse Hero!


Thursday, November 5, 2009

Most hated barn tasks



Thurs, Nov. 5, 2009: Day 3 of antibiotic-free Riley, he's doing fine. No news is good news!


Seems like I was busy doin' somethin' close to nothin'

But different from the day before...

--- Prince, Rasberry Beret


"Something close to nothing" -- that pretty much characterizes the barn tasks I hate the most. Mucking? Hey, it's exercise. Feeding? You're making the horses happy. Sweeping? It's progress by the linear inch. But some things are so unsatisfying to do! These are a few of my least-favorite things...

  • De-cobwebbing is definitely close to nothing.
  • Filling buckets (I'd rather scrub than fill).
  • Checking for moldy hay. Why would I want to get close enought to make the determination of dust vs. mold?
  • Anything to do with leg straps. Wrong end of the horse.
  • Folding blankets. I only have one set of bedsheets so I don't have to fold them. They're in the wash or they're in play.
  • Anything to do with bell boots.
  • Feeding the cats.
This last one I feel guilty about, but in my less charitable moments I reason that they shold be eating MICE.

So what are your most hated tasks?


Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Falling off is a spectator sport - thanks to Youtube

Youtube has it's share of horsie atrocities on film. At least as remarkable as the rider/horse mishaps are the spectators...


"Nerves of steel" mother of the year award...
Goes to this mom (videotaping at 24" and 1'19," through three bucking fits).
The girl is certainly gutsy, but that's no kid's pony.


A Mexico vacation
The teen claims he was coerced to ride while on vacation in Mexico (read text on Youtube for his account of the event). If mom was the one who insisted, she has a come to Jesus moment while videotaping...


"Knock it off"
Moms are all about being helpful. Chiding the bucking horse. That's real helpful...




Low-brow entertainment...

Youtube reveals our humanity in all its forms, and it isn't always very flattering. One look at the image hints at the Jerry Springer moments to come. Pony comes out of it unscathed, but still, those with delicate sensibilities may want to skip this one.


Tuesday, November 3, 2009

For Horses Only! The Rollkur Poll

I've shared my views on rollkur, and of course every horsie bulletin board has thread after impassioned thread of on the topic. It occurs to me we're missing an important viewpoint. How 'bout we let *horses* weigh in on rollkur! Here's a poll, just for them.

Note: Owners may respond on behalf of their horses if they're really, really sure...


Russian Front, 1942

Horses only!
If you had to choose,
which one would you pick?


Next week's poll:
Which would you choose?
Rollkur
A tour of duty in Afghanistan
(I'm kidding, there won't really be a poll next week)


Monday, November 2, 2009

Tom Waits' November

Excerpts from November

No shadow
No stars
No moon
No care
November
It only believes
In a pile of dead leaves
And a moon
That's the color of bone

November has tied me to an old dead tree
Get word to April to rescue me

Tom Waits

I wonder how many people love John Denver and Tom Waits....

Well, we've had perfect Halloween weather -- damp, a hint of a chill in the air, windy, and grey, and of course a full moon. The trees still have color, but it's on the wane. I spent the weekend visiting with the horses, traveling around on back roads in some of the most beautiful landscape in Bucks County. Harvey got clipped, and Riley's blankets are at the barn should he need them. It was a good weekend.


Sunday, November 1, 2009

Totilas: Trash talk

In a recent COTH posting, there was discussion of a mini-controversy at the Global Dressage Forum at the Academy Bartels in Hooge Mierde, Netherlands. Totilas -- that big-moving, 90% scoring, knockout stallion -- was brought up in an unflattering light. I guess toward the end of the forum, someone (Richard Davidson) stood up and waved around a magazine with this picture (on right) on the cover.

A lively discussion ensued...
Davidson challenged members of the forum -- specifically Arthur Kottas -- to identify the gait (extended trot versus passage). Kottas, who was on the hot-seat, was hard pressed to answer. Awkward!

I have a few reactions...

  • As someone who occasionally manages meetings, maybe I empathize a bit too much with the blind-sided Arthur Kottas. If you wanna talk about something put it on the agenda.
  • Doesn't the whole scene (as described) sound a bit theatrical, a la TV courtroom drama, or Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?
  • I daresay that most of us have taken photos that fail to capture how gorgeous we obviously are. Yes, Totilas' neck looks a little short there. I've got some photos suggesting I have a prominent double chin, but no one's posting them on magazine covers, praise God. I can just destroy them.
Oh, by the way...
Later, it was pointed out that at the moment the photo was taken Totilas was transitioning from an extended trot to a passage. So it was not any one gait, it was mid-transition...