Where are the horsehead riding helmets, already

Walmart. It's addictive. Say what you will about cheap foreign labor, they have great activewear -- and  a diet strawberry lemonade to die for. Here I am mugging for the camera with a bike helmet for kids. It's beyond me why riding helmets can't look like this. They would sell for kids, and I half wonder if some adults might go for the unicorn look...