Bob and me, a conversation

I was telling bob about a barn worker that stayed with a horse through the night when he was sick...

Bob: There is a special place in heaven for people like that.
Me: [pondering] Do you think that caring for Harvey will get me into heaven?
Bob: [laughing] It's probably the ONLY reason you'd get in.

That's frighteningly close to true, I fear. I know Harv will put in a good word for me up there.